This same girl once told me that one of our friends had gone into labor a month before the baby was actually due. Then the next day after I had prayed for this girl who had supposedly gone into labor she told me that she had lied.
This same girl ran a marathon and as she ran she listened to pod-casts about people suffering just so she wouldn't feel so bad about running. There was also plenty of nipple chaffing that we saw when we went to see her cross the finish line, blood running down mens sweaty shirts just like Andy on that one episode of The Office. Kind of gross, you'd think they would have prepared for something like that.
She also scored a goal from past midfield that helped our intramural team beat the Mexicans. And now she can be satisfied that I have finally written this post.
Wooow.
ReplyDeleteClarissa Anne. Tsk tsk.
I'm glad that you spend your free time tonight creating this blog post. I fully and wholeheartedly support that. Good choice.
i'm pretty sure you only wrote this post so you could find a way to talk about nipple chafing on your blog.
ReplyDeleteI knew it was Claire before I even read the 11th word. hahahaha
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