Mad Libs

I don't think anyone cannot like Mad Libs. It is one of America's favorite pastimes (this would explain why the Asian dude sitting next to Claire in the library had no idea what a Mad Lib was and was no help whatsoever getting this blog posted quicker, but it doesn't explain why Asians are so good at baseball). Last night I was reading in my journal and I came across a fantastic day in my own history, so fantastic that I cannot tell you about it, but I thought to myself what if it was a Mad Lib. You're all probably now wondering what transpired on this day so I'm going to create a Mad Lib of sorts, but all I'm going to give you are the words that would fill in the blanks (both words and phrases right out of my journal) then you can create the story of what you think happened.

stomach
crazy
nothing I could do to stop it
slight dilemma
towel
rushed
explosion
helpless
forced
guy wandering
quickly
better off
burning
frustrated
made fun of
cleaned up
I thought I was safe

Use your imaginations...